McDonald’s is giving away an insidious new toy with its Happy Meals. These paper bricks open to reveal thousands of tiny symbols that – when decoded – beguile susceptible young minds. My son is, of course, hooked now and wants to buy more. Fortunately, we found a government agency devoted to treating this addiction. They’ll give us more and only charge us if we forget to return them. Thanks, Obama.

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