One of the innumerable things that I love about my son is that, if I turn on Cosmos, he runs into the room and says “Is that Dr. Tyson?! Can I watch with you?”

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To paraphrase Demetri Martin: Swimming is confusing. Because sometimes you do it for fun and sometimes you do it to not die. When my children are swimming, they aren’t always sure which one it is.

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My wife and I saw James Franco at House of Pies here in L.A. We had our waitress deliver a note to him. It read, “James Franco! Wow!”

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